Lessons Learned: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, 20120218

Lessons Learned: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, 20120218

One of our clients, Greg K., asked this week why I stopped doing this series of newsletters. I really didn’t stop. I just stopped putting a header on them. I’ll do better.

From Greg:

Am I on this list to receive this?

1. “Right From The Heart” newsletter and “Lessons Learned – The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” newsletter, articles, and other correspondence.

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The Good

Our Private Managed Buy/Sell program pays double digit monthly and triple digit annual returns. The minimum investment is $500,000 which pays clients $50,000 a month. There is no maximum. We have three prospective clients at $8.5m, $12.75m, and $20m moving ahead in the next 30 to 45 days.

Just to make this clear: there are times that no profits are created and therefore no distributions can occur. We’ve made this clear on the calls but it hasn’t registered for some of you.

The mines were closed from the middle of December to the middle of January. No mining = no profits. We double the efforts and double the payouts the next month.

At one mine an operator backed a tractor into a transformer. $1,000,000 and a delay of a few weeks later the mine was producing. No mining = no profits. We double the efforts and double the payouts the next month. 

I encourage you to review your portfolio and reposition $500,000 or more to this program.

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From Greg K.:

I believe that I personally will be contributing $500K into the equipment program when my refi is completed. (They are saying sometime around the first of April)

The equipment program is available to existing clients. It is a two-year program. It pays 15% per month.

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Packing a few unwanted pounds?

The incredible shrinking man update:

I’ve lost (released) 14.6 pounds or 7.46% of my weight in 14 days.

If I can do it you can do it.

The 30-day system will cost you about $350. You’ll easily save that in meals out and groceries. I’m fitting into Dockers, jeans, and suits I wore 10+ years ago.

I expect to lose about five pounds a week for the rest of the 40-day program that I am investing in.

I am targeting a total weight loss of 33.2 pounds or 16.67% of my body weight. I should mention that I work out four to five days a week and walk everyday.

I will purchase additional supplements and drops so my total investment will be about $600. I may continue the supplements for the rest of my life. They cost $173 a month.

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Need to Fund a Project:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/project-funding

 

I was appointed an agent with GFC, an offshore international funding group in January. They offer a full suite of products and services including banking opportunities with 12 offshore banks, eight Hedge Fund Groups, 13 Mutual Funds Groups, and offer 20 Offshore Jurisdictions.

When you click on the hyperlink and read the article you’ll find their hyperlink in the body of the text and my agent code. Once you register for the website you’ll have access to a veritable smorgasbord of useful financial planning and project funding related services:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/10100-commercial-loan-program

If you are interested in representing this company as an agent I will help you. Call me at 925-352-6000 cell or email me at joe@joetufo.com I work closely with a Director of the company.

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For those of you with $30m in cash or cash equivalents we have a very special trade opportunity that I’ve written about in the past two months. It’s a win-win. 

If you’re accepted the program pays $12m a month. If you’re not accepted it pays $5m in 10 days and you get your principal back.

Chris has had seven clients enter the program in the past 11 months. All are VERY HAPPY!

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The Bad

Entering into a business relationship with a private placement program requires you to be humble, personable and respectful.

If you come across as narcissistic, rude, incorrigible, nasty, disrespectful, discourteous, unmannerly and a host of negative emotions you will be rejected.

It is a privilege and not a right to participate.

The correct way to engage is to submit a complete Client Information Summary (CIS), Proof of Funds, Passport or state issued Driver’s License and a cover letter explaining who referred you and why you want to enter the program and what you will use the proceeds for.

When you consider the fact that you will earn more in a month than the traditional stock market pays in a year and your local banker pays in five to 10 years than you’ll take the time to do it right. 

Do you want to play with the wealthy?

Hop on our weekly calls:

 

 

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The Ugly

We had a prospective client approved for a $10m loan who had been looking for funding for a long time. Approved – he wanted to think about it. I think he has a martyr complex. What’s there to think about?

It took three weeks to underwrite and will take four to six weeks to fund. 

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attained their greatest success

just one step beyond

their greatest failure.”

 – Napoleon Hill

 

 

Joshua 1:7
“Be strong and very courageous. Be careful to obey all the law my servant Moses gave you; do not turn from it to the right or to the left, that you may be successful wherever you go.

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As always I am available M-F 7AM to 5PM M-F to serve you and those whom you choose to refer. 

 

 

 

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Need to Fund a Project:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/project-funding